We’re slow, we’re ugly and stupid,
we’re zombies through and through.
We mostly just eat our brains raw, but
sometimes we make a stew.
Most people just view us as monsters,
or creatures controlled by a hive,
but don’t think that we have no honor.
We only eat brains to survive!
These zombies that live all around me,
they’re gross, and cruel, and rude.
They kill whoever they feel like,
and eat their brains for food.
Quite frankly I find it disgusting,
I can’t even stand it one bit.
They all say it just takes adjusting,
but the smell of brains just makes me want to vomit.